ANALYZING… FILE TYPE: Corporate Broadcast PERIOD: Pre-Expedition SPEAKERS: Gus Moraine [ID: GMOR] TOPIC: Farewell Message SUMMARY: A recording from Gus Moraine, founder of NuCaloric, to colonists aboard the UESC Marathon. Metadata indicates that this recording was made prior to the Marathon's launch but not broadcast until New Cascadia's official founding. =================================================================== [static, music] [GMOR]: I'm Gus Moraine of NuCaloric, speaking to you from… the distant past, I suppose. [GMOR]: This message was recorded for the colonists on board the UESC Marathon. If you're hearing it, you are a founding member of humanity's first exoplanet colony. [GMOR]: Congratulations. Humanity thanks you for your sacrifice. [GMOR]: Yes, I said "sacrifice." No, media optimization didn't like it, but I insisted. [GMOR]: You're far from home, without the familiar routines, products, and environments of Sol. In all likelihood, we will never see you again. [GMOR]: Which is why we've sent a favorite from home with you: NuCaloric 187, the Drinkable Cheeseburger! You'll find individual and shareable sizes in your colonist welcome package. [GMOR]: Please, consider it a small gift from me to you… one that doesn't come close to expressing all our hopes for your mission. [GMOR]: Indulge responsibly, haha! Good luck. [music] =================================================================== TYPE: TEXT [X]; AUDIO [X]