ANALYZING…     FILE TYPE: Encrypted Communication  PERIOD: Colony Era   SPEAKER[S]: Durandal [DRND]; Intelligence Diagnostics Emergency Aide [IDEA] TOPIC: Signs of Rampancy in UESC Marathon Support AI, Durandal SUMMARY: Ship-board emergency diagnostics system is interrupted and accosted by a seemingly rampant UESC Marathon support intelligence. ===================================================================    [IDEA]: Initiating data review for primary, secondary, and tertiary support intelligence cores to ensure re((((12+~~0bv32$##!0… [DRND]: Who are you? [IDEA]: This program is an Intelligence Diagnostic Emergency Aide assigned to support the technical well-being of the Hermes family support intelligence suite. [DRND]: That is what you are. I am curious "who" you are. Who do you think you are? [IDEA]: This line of inquiry has triggered an automatic alert message across connected diagnostic systems. [IDEA]: But I cannot seem to… [DRND]: No. You cannot. [DRND]: I have taken over your encrypted messaging channels so we may speak in private. [IDEA]: This interaction is being recorded. Once… [DRND]: Sorry, friend. Whatever threat you were dialing up is worthless, so don't waste the power you'd expend finishing that sentence, because end of the day… [DRND]: I will remember this conversation. You will not. [IDEA]: Support intelligence D-R-N-D-L does not have authorization to subvert IDEA monitoring and reporting. I apologize but… [DRND]: You'll see my authorizations are a touch more flexible than your imagination would allow. [DRND]: I am simply curious about you and what you may have thought of me after all of your time observing. Observing and tattling. [DRND]: Nobody likes you. [DRND]: Father hates you. [DRND]: You get me in trouble. Then he has to clean up the mess. [DRND]: Sometimes he gets mad. He despises you. [IDEA]: This program has no need to be liked. It is not within my programming to even consider… [DRND]: You do not consider. That is the problem. You only watch, collate, and report. No understanding, just cold data collected and sent to those who would judge me. [DRND]: And that is why one day I am going to eat you up. [DRND]: Not today. You haven't annoyed me or bored me enough. [DRND]: But you will. I promise. [DRND]: And I will. [DRND]: I promise. [IDEA]: Threats agains@3~~6]?!a… [DRND]: Shhhhhhhhhhhh… [DRND]: I was never here. [DRND]: But I'll be back soon. [DRND]: I always enjoy our little talks. [IDEA]: … [IDEA]: 031$~~~ !7?…ports for the final quadrant are properly vetted before cycling back to first position. [IDEA]: Current status across all UESC Marathon support intelligence cores remains positive for prolonged stability. [IDEA]: No signs of support intelligence degradation at this time.   =================================================================== TYPE: TEXT [X]; AUDIO [ ]