CYAC Runner Outreach

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FILE TYPE: Archived Recording
PERIOD: Present Day
SPEAKERS: ONI [ID: ONI]
TOPIC: Tau Ceti Deployment
SUMMARY: A message from CyberAcme AI, ONI, informing an unknown Runner applicant of their eligibility for deployment on Tau Ceti IV.
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[ONI]: Great news, Applicant 358.

[ONI]: Your first neural ejection trial was successful, with minimal aberration.

[ONI]: Your biometrics do indicate that you experienced a sustained period of terror during simulated shell death.

[ONI]: Normally, the neural ejection experience is instantaneous. Temporal distortions at the moment of death are rare.

[ONI]: But in the event that it happens again, let me reassure you: The discomfort will end. Everything does.

[ONI]: Your success in these trials confirms your eligibility for deployment to Tau Ceti IV. In your application, you indicated:

[ONI]: No family or other significant social ties. A desire for an accelerated departure timeline.

[ONI]: As such, your departure can begin without delay. Since you have no sponsor, your debt has been calculated and added to your account.

[ONI]: Your application indicated pre-existing debt from:

[ONI]: NuCaloric Agricultural Nourishment Assistance Division. Tyrrhena New Memorial Medical Center. Martian Skies Casino and Rehabilitation Complex.

[ONI]: This debt has been purchased by CyberAcme and added to your balance.

[ONI]: Presently, your digitized consciousness will be prepared for transfer, transmitted, and received by secure CyberAcme satellites orbiting Tau Ceti IV.

[ONI]: There, a colony of WEAVEworms is already preparing your new, state-of-the-art shell.

[ONI]: You're unlikely to have any memory of this transfer. That said, some people report faint recollections, akin to dreaming.

[ONI]: Let me be the first to say: Congratulations, and sweet dreams.

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